{"product_id":"go-away-metal-sign","title":"Go Away! Metal Sign","description":"\u003ch2\u003eClear, direct, and beautifully designed — this brilliant \u003cstrong\u003eGo Away! Metal Sign\u003c\/strong\u003e leaves absolutely no room for misinterpretation.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a bold black U-turn arrow inside a distressed red circle on a heavily weathered pale blue background, with bold black block lettering reading \u003cem\u003e\"GO AWAY!\"\u003c\/em\u003e below. Looks just like an official road sign — because sometimes that's exactly the level of authority you need.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Durable metal construction with a heavily distressed vintage finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePortrait format with pale blue background and bold red and black graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures an official-style U-turn arrow road sign graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to hang or mount\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for front doors, gates, offices, man caves, and bedrooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA brilliant novelty gift for anyone who values their privacy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it up and let the sign do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Loren Boyd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47714079834286,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/3576\/4142\/files\/20260312_105005.jpg?v=1780294698","url":"https:\/\/lorenboyd.co.nz\/products\/go-away-metal-sign","provider":"Loren Boyd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}