Warning – This Property Protected by Husband with Gun & Wife with P.M.S. Metal Sign
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The most effective home security system ever devised — this brilliantly funny Warning – This Property Protected by Husband with Gun & Wife with P.M.S. Metal Sign is guaranteed to make any visitor think twice.
Warning – This Property Protected by Husband with Gun & Wife with P.M.S sign featuring bold red warning banners at the top and bottom on a heavily distressed white background, with bold black block typography reading: "This Property Protected by Husband with Gun & Wife with P.M.S. Guess Which One is Home." Unarguably the most effective deterrent available.
- Material: Durable metal construction with a heavily distressed vintage finish
- Portrait format with bold red warning banners and black typography on white
- Lightweight and easy to hang or mount
- Perfect for front doors, gates, garages, and anywhere with a sense of humour
- A brilliant novelty gift for couples who love a good laugh
Hang it up and let intruders make their own risk assessment.
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